
That’s right. On Monday, from 9am GMT onwards, it’s Game With Unit Lost Day. Luckily I have a speech prepared for this very occasion, which you will find forthwith:
For too long have you witnessed Unit Lost chopping heads, shooting idiots, and guiding huge armies into battle, but been unable to be part of that glorious charge. For too long have you heard our cries of glee, our ferocious battle cries, our roars of triumph, without being able to share in our joy. For too long have you stood at the sidelines, admiring the spectacle of our prowess from a distance, unable to share in the cup of ultimate win!
This time, my people, is at an end. No more will you stand idly by, with us in spirit, yet absent in the flesh. No more will you be forced to see our monumental courage from afar. For on Monday the 15th, we are throwing open the gates to the kingdom, and allowing all of our citizens in!
On Monday the 15th, we will be gaming with you! We will mount (har har) our offensives in Mount and Blade: With Fire and Sword! Your Claymores and ours will strike together, crushing the enemy before us! We will lead our armies into battle on StarCraft 2, the three races united in a common goal… win! You will walk at our side as we conquer Summoners Rift in League of Legends, and together, we will… we will… tell you what, we’ll smash that fucking Annie bitch into the goddamn floor, that’s what we’ll do!
There you have it. On Monday the 15th, from 9am GMT, we’ll be gagging for action. Make sure you book the day off work. Or pull a sicky; whatever gets you out of the bin and into the win!








For too long I’ve been helplessly shouting at my screen, saying “THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO!” “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!”

Too bad the only game I’ve got from these is LoL.
We may not do it right, but we do it the WINNERS way!
Monday ist my weekend!
When Kiri is sorted with his move, these type of events will happen at the weekend
Oh no not a monday! I have work
I’d take the day off but then I wouldn’t get paid
+1 I’ll be gaming from 6pm onwards
I swear I will smite some worthy and/or unworthy foes in TF2 provided I survive an examination
Wait..wait which one of those expendable is me?
Sounds good the only game I dont have there is Mount and Blade
I’ve got Warband but no WFaS
I have a feeling that game is going to be a lot of fun.
There’s also Men of War: Assquad